Some very funny reviews on Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme:

Amazon.co.uk: Customer Reviews: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml

5.0 out of 5 stars DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS
Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't...